It happens. There I am sound asleep, sitting up even, back against the wall. I open one eye and then the other, quickly thinking I've found myself in the depth of hell, being burned alive. Pools of sweat surround me, and I realize it's not hell. Alicia Keys starts singing in my head: This Girl Is On Fire, and my brain has two words that form. Menopause Sucks! I've … [Read more...] about This Girl Is On Fire: Menopause Sucks!
I'm hot... so very hot. Not physically and no I'm not being conceited. I mean my body is totally hot, inside and out, like on a daily basis. A raging inferno has taken over, leaving me under the blankets freezing my ass off one minute, and jumping up and running around like my tail is on fire the next, trying to get fresh air because I feel like I'm caught inside an … [Read more...] about Pre-Menopause Sucks!
Oh yeah baby this warning means serious business. Menopause: the big squeeze that will ruin your life. Or at least that's what I've been told, being I'm just at the start of it, and let me tell you its been no picnic. They talk about your hormones being in a flux. WTF is a flux? Right now when I go to sleep, I shove an ice cube where you can't see it … [Read more...] about Meet the Seven Menopausal Dwarfs That Will Destroy Your Life As You Know It